All Up Hill From Here

underfuck:

I went up to a girl in a club and said, “Do you want to have sex right now?”

She said, “No!”

I said, “Do you even know what I said?”

She said, “Yes.”

I said, “What did I say?”

She said, “Do you want to have sex right now.”

I said, “Yes,” then got my cock out.

(Source: graciewaciee)

promisedbeautifullies17: This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug. 

promisedbeautifullies17:

This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug. 

(via hannikhol)